February 2012
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totally-relatable:
(via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
canadian boys: sorry
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
^he scares the SH*T out of me !!!
dadfather:
Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of I Wonder If Anyone At School Has Noticed I’ve Been Wearing The Same Pair of Jeans for Over Two Months
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
Well fuck
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
We can give one to Leo circa 1996 no? Yes.
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I just watched a bug that’s been flying around in my room for a week die a slow and painful death.
Not sure how I feel about it. Not sure why I’m telling you.
thatsmoderatelyraven:
meryl streep could be anyone around us right now
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
One of my favorite things to do whilst visiting my brother at college is seeing what all of the students name their wifi networks.
My favorite thus far is “pepperoni nipples”
itsdamnfunny:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
BORED? Y U NO LAUGH?!!
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Basically my 3 brothers and my dad are sitting in our hotel room with their eyes glued to ‘Titanic’ like it’s espn or something.
3 notes on my last text post? This is monumental though
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My brother just turned on shake it up.
can I just
ugh
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
nerdycommunity:
If I have a crush on you you should have one back
that’s how it works in the movies
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You should probably message me all the time.
Yeah that’s right.
You.
When a video has an advertisement that plays...
lolthefunniest:
worst 11 seconds of my life
I’m just excited for Holy Musical B@man. Mostly because the name is so clever.
B@man
Ha
